Save the Lip Weasel

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Dran...Manco...I'm looking at you.

 

Totally agree, I have grown rather attached to mine. Much to my wife's displeasure i have decided to keep on growing the old beauti.

 

If you get to the point of needing to wax, drop me a line for some pro-tips.

For the burgeoning soup strainer, I highly recommend Captain Fawcett's.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Captain-Fawcetts-Moustache-Flick-Knife/dp/B00GB7QMUS/ref=reg_hu-rd_add_1_dp
Not only does it smell like a wonderfully musty wooden drawer, it also has the magnificent tag line of "The Gentleman's Stiffener".

 

Pssssssht, let me put your mind at ease. This isn't a one month endeavor, I've maintained my mustache for over a year and a half now.

 

So are we posting pictures of results when this is over?

 

I'm not terribly opposed to that, though I'll prematurely e-pictulate and just find something to throw up here later today or tomorrow. Mine doesn't really change all that much these days.

 

Fun fact : The fully waxed adult Lip Weasel has few natural predators; namely heavy rain, high winds and coffee in enormous cappuccino cups. However, their biggest threat comes from destruction of their fragile habitat by humans!

 

Don't forget any breakfast food that is supplemented with syrup.

French toast, albeit ever so tasty, is a bitch these days.

 

Even as we speak I am eating toast folded in half to protect myself from the dangers of jam.

 

Please no lame pornstar/child predator mustaches

 

And where is yours Mr. I-Cannot-Grow-A-Mustasche?

 

Glass houses

 

Fun fact : In response to declining numbers of Lip Weasels in the late 1980's, the Tom Selleck Nature Reserve was created in one of the last great roaming grounds of this proud beast. However, even that reserve fell under threat through the opening of Central Perk and the influence of 6 quirky friends on the Tom Selleck estate. However, the park has since seen a resurgence in popularity and is once again breeding Lip Weasels for release into the wild.

 

I had one... it comes and goes depending on how lazy I am

 

Fun fact : Further examinations of known Mammoth remains have revealed that they were nothing more than enlarged common Elephants living in symbiosis with the prehistoric Giant Sabre-Toothed Lip Weasel. These prehistoric forebears of today's Lip Weasels lived in packs and appear to have used Elephants as a host environment, much as they do humans in modern times. The Elephant benefited from food being trapped in the Lip Weasels as it moved through underbrush, allowing it to grow to an enormous size.

 

That doesn't sound quite right but I don't know enough about mammoths to dispute it.

 

Thanks to all your support, we have now successfully tagged over 100 Lip Weasels. Tracking them will allow us to understand more about their migratory habits, habitat and mating rituals. You can keep up to date with your favourites through our world first FuzzTracker right here at StLW HQ.

 

Live FuzzTracker Update : The Bandit is approaching the State Line after showing erratic behaviour and, at times, covering ground at surprising speed. Ranger Buford T. Justice has been dispatched to investigate if this is a new observation or a technical fault.

 

The "Fuzztracker" really sounds like it should be a zipcar program for distributing mustache rides.