The bears, they're... evolving!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Dihm, Mar 5, 2012.

  1. Hollister

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    I'm surprised some geneticist hasn't made a miniature bear breed that only gets to about 20 to 40 lbs max.
     
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    [​IMG] Bears say "Fuck SCIENCE!"
     
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    who says they haven't?
     
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    Now go put one on a leash and walk it around the park. I would seriously buy a actual miniature bear if they only got to about 30 lbs or so. Would need to breed out some of the more animalistic instincts to make it more like a pet, but it would be like having a dog... But its a bear. It would be fucking awesome being that guy going to the park and playing with a small bear while everyone else has dogs.
     
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    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    Drop bears are evil
     
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    It's not a bear! Someone cross bred a monkey, a sloth and a hamster and that thing came out.
     
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    XD
     
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    I know that feel, bro...
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    [​IMG]

    Bear say "da fuq?"
     
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    Make like a tree, and bear with it.
     
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    It's like a sperm whale and an orca....oh. My bad. Tender topic. :nanahump:
     
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    Don't even get me started about dem sperms, bro...
     
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    Spider-bear.


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    See that right there would make the perfect size for a pet. the best part is when Halloween comes around you can dress the bear up as a ewok.
     
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