My friend said he saw this shirt and remembered I am Bear, so he grabbed it for me. This is why we're friends.
That's also a fundamental life lesson among both our species and for many species enslaved by us like dogs. Humans only feed bees with flowers and look at them, arse daggers and filled with rage, fury and scorn.
On his first birthday. Shortly before he throttled Teddy to death and claimed the bowtie as his 'Preciousss"...
In nature everything's always trying to fuck kill or eat everything. The only exception are things that lay eggs/larvae inside other creatures or simply invade their bodies and grow into them, feeding from their hosts. That's how I explain animals and nature to children. It's funny how adults are all shocked when they watch nature films. Everything's just killing everything except for some parasites that just invade bodies. Evolution itself works as such: take a motorbike, weld some random part to some random location and chop some random part off. Try if you can survive the ride. If you survive, iterate. Eventually you end up with a motorbike that doesn't necessarily always kill you. Then hippies come by and call say "it's perfectly adapted to these circumstances". No it's not. It's a minimally viable organism.
Brakes. 99.99% of all vehicle accidents (from motorbikes and cars to trains and aeroplanes) happen to vehicles that are equipped with brakes. I would eliminate brakes. Too bad our totalitarian regime doesn't want us to live forever, they're afraid we might figure out what they're doing if we lived too long. It's the anti-climate lobbyists who force people to have brakes on their vehicles so they have short lifespans and don't care about long term stuff. Who knows how many centuries this has been going on...
We wouldn't have fought for the South. Or the North. We would have ruled the world if we had beartillery. Damn bear scientists making mead instead of...nope. I forgive them.
