The bears, they're... evolving!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Dihm, Mar 5, 2012.

  1. StalaggtIKE

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    Classic bear technique. Gain their trust early and then have an easy meal in a couple years. It's what I've done with you guys.
     
  3. Hakija

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    4 years, smokey, 4 years. You almost had it. Then you to go and say that.
     
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    you might want to tone it back a bit.
    (link is definitely NSFW, bears all... I may need to wash my eyeballs... in HCl)
     
  5. SteelBear

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    Nobody takes anything I say seriously. You'll just forget it in a week and then I'm good to continue eating people.
     
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    Another vessel for me to ride! Cmere bearricane!
     
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    Would it count as a living bio weapon?
     
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    Would it matter since there wouldn't be anyone left to classify it?
     
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    Isn't "living bio" weapon redundant?
     
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    You need redundancies in case something fails. You wouldn't want to only be half dead because there wasn't any redundancy, would you? We don't half ass killing stuff in the Borg, Haki. :unamused:
     
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    I meant to type sentient god damn it. FUCK ALL PISSCUNTWAFFLETWATDICKINMYASS!!!!
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    That's just.... That's not a character, that's a god damned masterpiece!
     
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    Man killed one bear a year from the day he turned 14. We hope he has gone to rest, cuz if he finishes off the bears, what'll he go after next?
     
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    I was #100. Fuck your kill streak.