Tootcrate, a place that sells random stuff

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  1. MagnusEffect

    MagnusEffect Administrator Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    Res ipsa loquitur.

    Was curious to see if anyone else had heard of this. <<It's a thing that sells random stuff - TH>>

    All I can think of is "THANKS INTERNET!"

    http://tootcrate.com/ <<Returned to normal - TH>>
     
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    Sardonic Well Liked Viking

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    Magnus, is this legit? Reads like a spam post.

    I'd advise anyone reading this to avoid clicking the link unless he confirms he just used shit-tier level clickbait language.
     
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    Hollister Fun-Taker Berserker

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    Could be a Doppelgänger?

    Or just being paranoid

    I didn't click the link because

    Paranoid
     
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    fluffypinkbunny Fluffiest Bunny ever Viking

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    I'm thinking it's not magnus who has typed the above.
     
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  5. MagnusEffect

    MagnusEffect Administrator Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    Fuck me...

    I make one lazy post in Off-topic and everyone thinks my account has been hacked. :crying:

    No... I was curious if anyone else had seen this website. I'd never seen such a blatant example of "pointless shit you can buy", but maybe I'm just naive. I was so dumbfounded by it, I really couldn't think of anything to add to my comment; hence the "Res ipsa loquitur" (that's latin for "the thing speaks for itself" btw).

    And for the record, the link was legitimate... or as legitimate as two dudes selling their farts in mason jars can be, anyway.
     
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    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    L to the O L
     
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  7. MagnusEffect

    MagnusEffect Administrator Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    Hollister Fun-Taker Berserker

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    Just remember, this is what happens when you get lazy.

    Or step way into left field of your usual posting behavior while looking like a shit post scam.


    But seriously is it two guys selling farts in Mason jars?
     
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  9. MagnusEffect

    MagnusEffect Administrator Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    Yes... on both accounts. :sad:
     
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    I regret nothing.
     
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    MagnusEffect Administrator Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    What was there to regret?

    Also, for the record, "Tootcrate" is not a place that sells "random stuff". It literally just sells farts in mason jars (which presumably come in crates). Neither is it something I'm actually suggesting people buy. It was just weird enough I thought I should share.

    I regret nothing. :p
     
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    Rhett and Link are the guys who run the Good Mythical Morning comedy show on youtube. Pretty sure this is just a joke.
     
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    Fartjar is more accurate than Tootcrate
     
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    I love fart crates and jar toots. :angryfap:
     
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    MagnusEffect Administrator Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    Ah. That explains a lot. April Fools comes early this year I guess. :glee:
     
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