Who wants mountain?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by MagnusEffect, Aug 19, 2014.

  1. Hakija

    Hakija Chaos Pony Viking

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    Well, we can't spread you around through steam. You can only be caught on teamspeak.
     
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  2. Hepatitis TK

    Hepatitis TK Decorative Flounce Berserker

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    Oh, on the contrary...
     
  3. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

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    you'd be the ultimate STD if you can be spread 2 different ways.... that sounded wrong.
     
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  4. Faythh

    Faythh Banned Banned

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    Totally sounded Hepatitis.
     
  5. Hepatitis TK

    Hepatitis TK Decorative Flounce Berserker

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    ;)
     
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  6. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    I drew a penis and it looks like a mountain
     
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  7. Hepatitis TK

    Hepatitis TK Decorative Flounce Berserker

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    Please just let this stupid fad die so I can claim my rightful place! * sobs
     
  8. MagnusEffect

    MagnusEffect Administrator Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    I think you just described the entire "AAA" RPG experience in modern gaming.

    They say: be creative and create your own!
    You think: something hilarious/awesome and creative
    You get: slight variation of generic model
     
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  9. SheepHugger

    SheepHugger Well Liked Viking

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    RPG... had a laugh of the day.

    Yes, role playing means that you hack down everyone in your path that has a number smaller than yours. If they have a bigger number you go to another cave and hack down smaller number enemies until your number is big enough and then come back and fight the big number enemies.

    Yes, roleplaying is all about optimal builds, spreadsheets and killing everyone and everything except on that one mission where you have to protect someone, you know the mission (sorry, quest!) everyone hated because of the fact that there was someone you weren't allowed to kill.

    Simultaneously fighting inside city is either restricted by hardwired code that removes weapons from your hands when you enter town or alternatively there's just endless spawning of cloned soldiers to deal with even the slightest theft.

    Because that's the essence of roleplaying, making stats on your spreadsheet get bigger!
     
  10. MagnusEffect

    MagnusEffect Administrator Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    Between this and Xcom... you sound like you had a bitter breakup, Sheep. :)
     
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  11. SheepHugger

    SheepHugger Well Liked Viking

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    I have two modes.
    enum SheepMode { Sheep, Bitter }

    meNow == SheepMode.Bitter
    True

    meNow = SheepMode.Sheep;

    done. I feel all better


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