Xcom 2 Journal Entries

Discussion in 'Other Games' started by Flessar, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. Flessar

    Flessar Well Liked Viking

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    "The squad is definatly shaping up well, we hit a train in the station carrying a top secret terminal that we had the encryption key for, and despite heavy guard presence, they didn't get to fire a shot. They were mowed down like grass, I love days like this."
     
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    Flessar Well Liked Viking

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    "Dihm did it again, he found the disguised civilian in typical dihm fashion. By taking a 9 foot tall 400lbs asswhooping. He owes Smokey a drink for saving his arse."
     
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    Flessar Well Liked Viking

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    "Sheo nearly died when she decided it would be a good idea to shoot a Muton in the face with an SMG and no support. I will have to have quite a few words on the subject with her, next time it will probably a few words to a casket."
     
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    Flessar Well Liked Viking

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    "Will have to watch for fraternization in the ranks more, Lt. Sheoette and SGT Skwisgar are getting rather familiar during ops."
     
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    Sheogoraath Worst Person in the Universe Viking

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    Senpai noticed you, Skwi.
     
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    Flessar Well Liked Viking

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    "SGT Haki is reporting headaches after taking control of an inert Andromedon suit on the last OP. Dr. Tygan is checking out his neural interface for possible feedback from the alien systems."
     
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    Flessar Well Liked Viking

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    "Must review training protocols. Newly promoted SGT Magnus decided to test how many lives he was gifted with and used all of the medical gear, 4 packs worth, just to come home with a few ounces of original blood in his body. Some people just don't have sense."
     
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    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

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    *waits to see what hilarious hijinks he gets into... hopefully not the morgue.*
     
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    "*sigh* Smokey, Magnus, Fet, and Haki are all on report for substituting my grenade load out on the last op for ketchup and mustard containers. They will report for extra duty starting tomorrow and ending whenever the hell I feel like it."
     
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    Tom and Jerry tactics, Sir. Confuse the shit out of the enemy and complete the objective while they try to process what happened. Sir.
     
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    Hakija Chaos Pony Viking

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    Haki uses his mind control powers (which Flessar let him have for some reason) to make the commander blame Smokey for everything.
     
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    Obviously it took 4 of us to complete the op. 2 for distraction 1 for backup of the one placing the package (s). It was a well planned operation.
     
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    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    I believe we need to censure our Commander. He is not following proper procedure outlined in Article 1 Sub-Section 3 of "Flessar Entertains Us"
     
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    Clearly I need to let you bastards die and get a more loyal following.
     
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    We got the job done. We always get the job done. Unorthodox methods are a Borg prerequisite. It's in the Word.
     
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    MostlyHarmless Master of Recruits Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    there is the easy way, the hard way, and then the Borg way
     
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    Members of the Borg are fanatically loyal to the word of Borf. Commanders would do well to understand that when using Borg soldiers, hijinks will ensue.
     
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    The Borg way is very similar to the hard way, but it involves more booze.

    Seconded.
     
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    It's also very similar to the easy way, but involves more booze. The Way of Borf simply is.
     
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