"The squad is definatly shaping up well, we hit a train in the station carrying a top secret terminal that we had the encryption key for, and despite heavy guard presence, they didn't get to fire a shot. They were mowed down like grass, I love days like this."
"Dihm did it again, he found the disguised civilian in typical dihm fashion. By taking a 9 foot tall 400lbs asswhooping. He owes Smokey a drink for saving his arse."
"Sheo nearly died when she decided it would be a good idea to shoot a Muton in the face with an SMG and no support. I will have to have quite a few words on the subject with her, next time it will probably a few words to a casket."
"Will have to watch for fraternization in the ranks more, Lt. Sheoette and SGT Skwisgar are getting rather familiar during ops."
"SGT Haki is reporting headaches after taking control of an inert Andromedon suit on the last OP. Dr. Tygan is checking out his neural interface for possible feedback from the alien systems."
"Must review training protocols. Newly promoted SGT Magnus decided to test how many lives he was gifted with and used all of the medical gear, 4 packs worth, just to come home with a few ounces of original blood in his body. Some people just don't have sense."
"*sigh* Smokey, Magnus, Fet, and Haki are all on report for substituting my grenade load out on the last op for ketchup and mustard containers. They will report for extra duty starting tomorrow and ending whenever the hell I feel like it."
Tom and Jerry tactics, Sir. Confuse the shit out of the enemy and complete the objective while they try to process what happened. Sir.
Haki uses his mind control powers (which Flessar let him have for some reason) to make the commander blame Smokey for everything.
Obviously it took 4 of us to complete the op. 2 for distraction 1 for backup of the one placing the package (s). It was a well planned operation.
I believe we need to censure our Commander. He is not following proper procedure outlined in Article 1 Sub-Section 3 of "Flessar Entertains Us"
We got the job done. We always get the job done. Unorthodox methods are a Borg prerequisite. It's in the Word.
Members of the Borg are fanatically loyal to the word of Borf. Commanders would do well to understand that when using Borg soldiers, hijinks will ensue.