yo momma.

so I was taking a shower and thinking about yo momma jokes.

I don't think I ever heard,

yo momma so ugly, she's the one all the yo momma jokes are about.

or

yo momma so ugly, after yo daddie's eye surgery to cure his blindness, he screamed NO! so loud his eyes popped out of his head, (variation after screaming no, he gouged his eyes back out)

 

yo momma so fat, she has to use a Toliet seat to play horseshoes.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/9309_544702068918178_486185711_n.jpg

 

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!

 

Yo momma so fat, Dwarves live in her mountains to the north and Elves in her forests to the south!

 

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7807205888/h2A1AA8B3/

 

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her.
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

 

you mama's so fat the sorting hat, put her in the house
of pancakes (harrypotter joke)

 

Yo mamma so fat,,,, she sit on a nickel, the buffalo farts.

 

If we were to code your mom in a C++ function she would look like this:

double mom (double fat)
{
mom(fat);
return mom;
}
//your mom is recursively fat.

 

yo momma so old, she knows a time when teenagers walked around with their pants pulled up.

 

Yo mamma so old, she blew Fred Flintstone for food stamps.

 

What do you call a cow with no legs, Ground beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs, Lean Beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs. YO MOMMA

 

Yo mamma is so fat when she goes to restaurant and looks at a menu, she just says: "Ok"