You read the title of an article "Obama Feels Jenner's Wraith" and think of something completely different from some woman complaining.
You look at buildings and calculate how many jumpjets it would take to get ontop of it. or you look at buildings and think, this would so protect me from LRMS
...when you look at your speedometer and think "My Hunchback goes this fast". Then promptly look out your window and try and imagine it in real life. ...when hearing dubstep makes you think "pulse lasers..."
when you walk and think your ass moves like the ass from an atlas. or... when you look at people and classify what chassis, and weight class they are.
...When you sit at work and your left hand keeps searching for the thumpstick on your keyboard (happens to me allot, damn G13)
... when it takes you half a day to hike uphill into a remote alpine location and there in the infinite solitude, you look at your watch and say aloud - Still faster than a Stalker.
...you constantly attempt to stay in front of people... walking backwards. Spoiler If you don't get it, invite me to your playgroup sometime!