The Noble Cephalopod

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Dihm, May 11, 2014.

  1. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

    Behold the glory of the cephalopod!
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  2. Sardonic

    Sardonic Well Liked Viking

    :glee:

    Excellent thread title is excellent.
     
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  3. SheepHugger

    SheepHugger Well Liked Viking

    The nobility of these lifeforms cannot be appreciated enough.

    Some of the coolest features
    -shapeshifting
    -chameleon-pigment shifting
    -signaling with rapid pigment shifting
    -problem solving
    -resiliency induced by less centralized nervous system
    -ninja smokebomb (ink squirting)
     
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  4. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

    They are WAY cooler than boring old people!
     
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  5. jChopper

    jChopper Well Liked Berserker

    Hey wait up....I'M OLD PEOPLE!
     
  6. Damion Sparhawk

    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

    girl coming, quick, suck in your brain!
     
  7. Watchit

    Watchit Well Liked Thrall

    You're just proving his point JChopper.

    How can you compete against this?

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  8. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    Cuttlefish scrapart!
     
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  9. Sardonic

    Sardonic Well Liked Viking

    The best part of waking up: cephalo-cakes

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  10. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

    That's fucking amazing! I want!
     
  11. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

  12. Watchit

    Watchit Well Liked Thrall

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  13. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

    It's pretty fucking brillig
     
  14. Sardonic

    Sardonic Well Liked Viking

    Not too derail this marvelous thread from the noble cephalopod too much, or take this thread deep into taboo territory, but, considering the context, I found the usage of the word "magic"odd.

    I kept on telling myself it had to be satirical, but I don't think it was.
     
  15. Hakija

    Hakija Chaos Pony Viking

    "One of the biggest lies of atheism has to do with evolution. Atheists believe that at some point in time, somehow a ‘magical’ Big Bang occurred from nothing, because nothing existed and when that happens ‘magic’ explosions must occur. They call this the flux string theory."

    I would like to just go ahead and apologize on behalf of the Christians Who Aren't Idiots Movement (CWAIM). We're trying to weed these guys out, but it may take a while.

    Also, wow: http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/
     
  16. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

    If you guys can't tell that the site is the "Christian Onion", ya'll got problems ;)
     
  17. Faythh

    Faythh Banned Banned

    I'm just gonna leave this here...

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  18. Hakija

    Hakija Chaos Pony Viking

    See dihm, I know people who seriously think like this. It was no challenge at all for me to believe these people were serious.
     
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  19. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

    OH MA GERD! I'd watch
     
  20. Faythh

    Faythh Banned Banned

    One quick search, boom, first picture :p