Shower Thoughts by Blackfire1

During an imagination exercise, we were to give a Rock another reason for existing besides being a Rock. ex: Burglars lock pick.

Safe to say my answer of "Iranian Divorce Papers" didn't go over so well.

 

Should've gone with Iranian toilet paper.

 

I thought that was the three cacti?

 

You're thinking of the three shells.

Though I have no idea how a society living off Taco Bell could've gotten by with that few...

 

that was in California, not Iran, and no I'm thinking of the three corncobs.

although the one I remember had one white cob you used to check XD

 

I've had a dark couple days lately. Then I thought of something that made me chuckle, breaking the cycle.

"You can never be a failure at everything. Because if you've failed at everything, you've succeeded at failing."

Sure it's an infinite loop of fail/succeed. It helped me though.

 

Success is just failure to fail.

 

If you clean a vacuum cleaner, does that not make you a vacuum cleaner?
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Mornings are hard for everything but even harder for guys. You body and mind are like "Noooo don't get up, warm" and "Fuck this go back to sleep". Your dick, on the other hand, is all like "THIS IS SPARTA!"

 

Actually it makes you a vacuum cleaner cleaner, or vacuum cleaner^2 if you're feeling whimsical.
Also I fail to see the dilemma between "Fuck this go back to sleep" and your dick going "THIS IS SPARTA", is the latter not in fact a prerequisite of the former?

 

TheoC... as in all things grammar matters. Fuck this; go back to sleep. When facing "THIS IS SPARTA" you must please the spear before you are allowed to rest.

 

Exactly! So in order to go back to sleep you must fuck "this". What is required for you to achieve that? The spear.

 

so what I'm getting out of this is, you need a sheath for your spear, and then you need to right the word 'this' upon it, then you may righteously 'fuck this' whenever the need arises...

 

Wife forgot to turn the camera on for my intro. I start with "Good Evening folks, My names dick and I'm here to give you pleasure. hehe, with my mouth-that isn't right. That did not come... out right never saying that again. "

 

Do our cats have the personality we attribute to them or are we projecting a personality because we can?
We literally have wild animals living in our homes shitting in boxes and eating the overpriced food in a bag we leave for them.

 

If I perceive any animal to be an asshole, it's an asshole.