Shower Thoughts by Blackfire1

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  1. Blackfire1

    Blackfire1 Lord Commander of Procrastination Berserker

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    You know... Alot of my shower thoughts are NSFW... May need to move this thread. >.>
     
    Blackfire1, Dec 6, 2016
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    Is that a request?
     
    Trevnor, Dec 6, 2016
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    Blackfire1 Lord Commander of Procrastination Berserker

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    Naw, just something I was thinking about. I don't post all my shower thoughts.
     
    Blackfire1, Dec 6, 2016
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    Most of mine involve wondering where lint comes from...
     
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    friction, static, path of least resistance, and the fact that all natural fibers are just that, fibers.
     
    Blackfire1, Dec 6, 2016
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    Whilst in the shower, Heppy's soul leaves his body in a journey that explores the furthest reaches of the universe and beyond, taking in its breadth and majesty with awe and wonderment.

    Then I proceed to piss in the tub. Fuck yea!
     
    Hepatitis TK, Dec 7, 2016
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    Hep the last time you showered was your wedding day. No need to lie to us!
     
    Hrothgarr, Dec 20, 2016
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    Why not?
     
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    Golden showers count.
     
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    I thought you bathed in the tears of liberals?
     
    Lardaltef, Dec 20, 2016
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    Tears, blood, urine. Whatever really.
     
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    If it's wet, Hep is in it.
     
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    I don't have shower thoughts. I don't have a shower. I don't even have a faucet that works. I have to fill a big pot full of water and carry it to the bathtub. It takes 11 pots to fill my bathtub up fully. So I have water porter thoughts.

    Most of those thoughts revolve around thinking how fucking moronic people are who think that the good old days was when we had to do everything manually in life.
     
    Benjamin the Rogue, Dec 25, 2016
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    How again do you have electricity and internet but no running water?
     
    Solis Obscuri, Dec 26, 2016
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    Don't you hate when you get an itch on your butt when you're going, But it's too close to your danger zone to scratch it safely?

    Even worst when your sick and sneeze in the shower and your body goes, "It's Time..." Then you all of a sudden you're trying to waffle stomp a deus down the drain because you're the only one home and can't blame it on anyone else. Can't blame it on the neighbor.

    BOOSH *neighbor kicks down the door* Sup Neighbor, mind if I use your shower? *GRUNTS* Cya next Tuesday!

    Shit just don't happen.
     
    Blackfire1, Jan 14, 2017
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    Oh... so it is just me... :sad:
     
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    I have no idea how Big O fits into this, but whatevs.
     
    Damion Sparhawk, Jan 16, 2017
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    :wat:
     
    Lardaltef, Jan 17, 2017
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    Showering after class a few minutes ago listening to the news.
    "Huh, Obama's inauguration was bigger then Trumps. Well of course it was Bigger. Obamas black and Trumps and old orange guy. Black guys are always bigger at least that's what my wife says."

    Speaking of Trump being President. So now that orange is the new white, Orange you glad I didn't say banana knock knock Joke is hella racist.
     
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