Official Derailed thread... Wait, what?

I hate how all my game hours were reset at some point years ago.

That said, having a wife and a bunch of kids it's epic to discover two weeks after having bought a game such as Factorio that one has played it for 50 hours.

You know, you have to do benchmarking on other people's games and stuff!! Really!
Oh, I mean, I just forgot it on on the other computer and it kept logging in those hours while I was working hard.

 

thats maybe the funniest 8 minutes of the Feud ive watched

 

remember remember the Feud in September...

 

so there is a porn parody of metal gear solid.

Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen:

 

I´ve dreamed about it all my life
cut out the pictures of the magazines
I scratched it into the school desk
I thought about it during the flag parade

How I was hoping, how I was waiting
but it did not appear
It seemed, that it was
just teasing me

And I started to drink
merciless to drink
I had forgotten about it
for several days
and then unexpected
suddenly, all at once
I got it.

Barada - I've got, I've got a beard now (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Barada - moustache, beard, whiskers
Barada - finally naturally gifted
Oh Praise the Lord, it was about time - I´ve got a beard

I wanted to be like Fu Manchu,
Like Chuck Norris I fought with my buddies,
I told that I will grow a giant beard
Che Guevara would be proud of me

ZZ Top screamed out of my speakers
and I sang as Pavarotti
I was searching myself
knowing that in heaven is beard also in vogue

With a three-day beard I´m erratic
with a moustache I´m freaky
with a Spanish beard somehow
I looked like a goat
As time passed by
I was finding myself
and it got grey

Barada - now it got grey (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Barada - moustache, beard, whiskers
Barada - finally naturally gifted
Praise the Lord, it was about time - I´ve got a beard

As time passed by
I was finding myself
and it got grey

Barada - now it got grey (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Barada - moustache, beard, whiskers
Barada - finally naturally gifted
Praise the Lord, it was about time - I've got a beard

 

https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-...opment-industry/answer/Matti-Porkka?srid=zfqv

Someone asked for a rant about games industry? Got what they asked for.

 

This is why I hate marketing.

 

I'm still trying to figure out what's the opposite of a Fin.

 

.......... a foot?

 

Considering "fin" means "fine" in Swedish we arrive at "awfulland".

I can sign that. This place is awful. But it's our awful.

 

I just bought the 8" Princess Celestia and Luna for mys... my daughter for her birthday.

She comes home from school:
"DAAAAAD! WHO HAS MOVED MY PONIES?!"