Borg Style Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Benjamin the Rogue, Feb 15, 2014.

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I need sexy time so bad...

  1. Because I have tentacles, and you know what they need.

    3 vote(s)
    13.6%

  2. That I will gladly pay you in mead next Thursday for sexy time now.

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    0.0%

  3. That I'm now equal opportunity. If you know what I mean.

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    4.5%

  4. I'll buy you a Gold Clan Mech, and not even shoot you in the back.

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    9.1%

  5. I'm going to try to fit all of my ships into Dihm's Idris. Even the Constellation.

    9 vote(s)
    40.9%

  6. They banned me from the Very NSFW section.

    4 vote(s)
    18.2%

  7. That I stopped hybernating just to come find you.

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%

  8. Wait, I've got the only person I need for that. Me.

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%
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  1. Benjamin the Rogue

    Benjamin the Rogue Well Liked Berserker SC Huscarl

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    Now that the wretched Valentine's Day is over, it's time to share some terrible love themed lines I came up with over the course of the day. The title is clearly being left ambiguous, so that you may all leave your terrible pick up lines here, even if they're not Mech-based. Behold, and cringe!
    :nanahump:
     
    Benjamin the Rogue, Feb 15, 2014
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  2. Benjamin the Rogue

    Benjamin the Rogue Well Liked Berserker SC Huscarl

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    Baby, you heat up my barrels.
    You make me want to flush my coolant.
    I'd hit that like a Boomcada.
    The site of you drives my engine to critical.
    I want to TAG you.
    I love the color of your lasers.
    Cockpit.
    I would leg you with love, SO YOU COULD NEVER LEAVE ME!
    I've got nothing but love for you in my critical slots.

    :tentacle:
     
    Benjamin the Rogue, Feb 15, 2014
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  3. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    I didn't bother reading past the first one
    :tentacle:
     
    Dihm, Feb 15, 2014
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  4. SteelBear

    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

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    :happybear:
     
    SteelBear, Feb 15, 2014
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  5. Derak Darksun

    Derak Darksun Well Liked Thrall

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    Ay gurl, I hope your override is engaged, because you're running HOT.
     
    Derak Darksun, Feb 15, 2014
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  6. Calisrue

    Calisrue Well Liked Thrall

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    oy, blind vote and i guess we all have bad intentions for the orifices of dihm's idris....
     
    Calisrue, Feb 16, 2014
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  7. Benjamin the Rogue

    Benjamin the Rogue Well Liked Berserker SC Huscarl

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    Don't tell him. It's going to be a surprise.
     
    Benjamin the Rogue, Feb 16, 2014
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  8. SteelBear

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    Redacted. That joke was in poor taste and I apologize to anyone who may have been offended.
     
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    SteelBear, Feb 16, 2014
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    Twice as redacted!
     
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    Myuu, Feb 16, 2014
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  10. Watchit

    Watchit Well Liked Thrall

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    This is for Dihm. Long post.

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    Watchit, Feb 16, 2014
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  11. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    Daw!
     
    Dihm, Feb 16, 2014
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  12. Sardonic

    Sardonic Well Liked Viking

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    His face in the last one definitely says, "Wan sum fuk?"
     
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    Sardonic, Feb 16, 2014
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  13. Benjamin the Rogue

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    Even the NSA is getting in on this action.
     
    Benjamin the Rogue, Feb 27, 2014
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  14. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    Oooohgen bab andi hea and no lik to patarty
     
    Dihm, Feb 27, 2014
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  15. SteelBear

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    Was that Canadian, Dihm?
     
    SteelBear, Feb 28, 2014
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  16. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    Sorry
     
    Dihm, Feb 28, 2014
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  17. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

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    :facepalm:
     
    Lardaltef, Feb 28, 2014
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  18. Trevnor

    Trevnor Tokin' Canadian Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    No...
    That was Canadian.

    The other bit looked Newfie...
     
    Trevnor, Feb 28, 2014
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  19. Benjamin the Rogue

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    I bet that line wins over all the girls in Newfoundland.
     
    Benjamin the Rogue, Feb 28, 2014
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  20. Trevnor

    Trevnor Tokin' Canadian Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    Probably. I can't understand what either sex says from there anyways, so I have no idea.
     
    Trevnor, Feb 28, 2014
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