Borg Style Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Benjamin the Rogue, Feb 15, 2014.

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I need sexy time so bad...

  1. Because I have tentacles, and you know what they need.

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  2. That I will gladly pay you in mead next Thursday for sexy time now.

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  3. That I'm now equal opportunity. If you know what I mean.

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  4. I'll buy you a Gold Clan Mech, and not even shoot you in the back.

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  5. I'm going to try to fit all of my ships into Dihm's Idris. Even the Constellation.

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  6. They banned me from the Very NSFW section.

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  7. That I stopped hybernating just to come find you.

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%

  8. Wait, I've got the only person I need for that. Me.

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    4.5%
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  1. Skwisgaar

    Skwisgaar XO Thrall

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    Damn, girl. You so fabulous. If you were a Hawaiian fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
     
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    Hey, Your cooling vest looks great, On my bedroom floor....
     
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    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    Bork. Bork Bork, Bork.
     
    Dihm, Apr 7, 2014
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    Benjamin the Rogue Well Liked Berserker SC Huscarl

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    You had me at 'Bork.'
     
    Benjamin the Rogue, Apr 7, 2014
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    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

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    I don't mind getting stung for you, honey.
     
    SteelBear, Apr 8, 2014
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    Brenticus New Guy Thrall

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    "I'm sorry it didn't last longer, its my first time using MASC"
     
    Brenticus, Apr 10, 2014
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  7. Damion Sparhawk

    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

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    Ironically, the Constellation is only my third biggest ship, to stuff into Dihm's Idris.
     
    Damion Sparhawk, Apr 12, 2014
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    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    EAT MY FUCKING DICK
     
    Dihm, Apr 12, 2014
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  9. Damion Sparhawk

    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    Damion Sparhawk, Apr 12, 2014
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    Benjamin the Rogue Well Liked Berserker SC Huscarl

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    Well, would you look at that? It actually is a dick in a box.
     
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    Damion has a picture/meme for everything.
     
    SteelBear, Apr 12, 2014
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    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

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    New pick up line for Bear: "Let's face it, I'm the only member online. Can't be picky...the robot!? Fuck everything."
    [​IMG]
     
    SteelBear, Apr 12, 2014
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    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

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    nah, I just have the internet, which has a picture/meme for everything, and if it doesn't have one that I want, I have GIMP.
     
    Damion Sparhawk, Apr 12, 2014
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    fluffypinkbunny Fluffiest Bunny ever Viking

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    I'm loaded up with Large pulse Laser Ammo, and aimin at you
     
    fluffypinkbunny, Apr 16, 2014
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    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

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    my LBX/20's ready to fire and aimin' at you?
     
    Damion Sparhawk, Apr 16, 2014
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    Baby, you put the 'Active' in my Beagle Active Probe.
     
    Benjamin the Rogue, Apr 17, 2014
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    Some of the pony friendly members might like this...

    Hey girl, your Cadance is a Rarity. So I'll be your Shining Armor. We can do the Rainbow Dash with my Spike and your Pinkie Pie. I'll make your Twilight Sparkle, my Lotus Blossom.

    :xd: Dumb I know... :disapproval
     
    Faythh, Apr 18, 2014
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    Benjamin the Rogue Well Liked Berserker SC Huscarl

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    So dumb, it's good?
     
    Benjamin the Rogue, Apr 18, 2014
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    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

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    :facepalm:
     
    Damion Sparhawk, Apr 19, 2014
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