Five (5) Word Story of Sillyness

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  1. Lardaltef

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    His mobility was not hampered
     
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    Trevnor Tokin' Canadian Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    by this condition, as he
     
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    had a cyberneticly enhanced penis.

    (Have fun coming up with how that helps)
     
    Lardaltef, Sep 9, 2016
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  4. Trevnor

    Trevnor Tokin' Canadian Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    His cock pushups bounced him

    (Easy, thanks Tenacious D)
     
    Trevnor, Sep 10, 2016
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    leaps and bounds ahead of
     
    Damion Sparhawk, Sep 11, 2016
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    Liono, Lord of the Thundercats.
     
    Lardaltef, Sep 12, 2016
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  7. Solis Obscuri

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    But cats are fucking lazy.
     
    Solis Obscuri, Sep 13, 2016
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    Furthermore, forthwith frothing fur ball,
     
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    faps furiously for ferocious feline
     
    j.p., Sep 13, 2016
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  10. Trevnor

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    of funkliciously furred forebearer of
     
    Trevnor, Sep 13, 2016
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    Fabulous fixes for furry fetishes
     
    Hollister, Sep 13, 2016
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    the friction created a fire hazard
     
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    furiously flaming for functionalist freedom
     
    Damion Sparhawk, Sep 14, 2016
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    Forgetting flagellating flagella frivolously frolicking
     
    Lardaltef, Sep 14, 2016
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    and thinking, fuck this alliteration.
     
    Damion Sparhawk, Sep 17, 2016
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    Trevnor Tokin' Canadian Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    And thus spoke thy Galaxy
     
    Trevnor, Sep 18, 2016
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    urinating outside it's doublewide trailer
     
    Solis Obscuri, Sep 18, 2016
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    honeymooning his cousin, now wife
     
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    While thinking about a threesome
     
    Lardaltef, Sep 18, 2016
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    with the Olsen twins. Meanwhile,
     
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