Five (5) Word Story of Sillyness

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    Captain Canada was fighting valiantly
     
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    "Why am I so horny?"
     
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    I railed at the universe,
     
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    flowing majestically in the breeze.
     
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    caught in the jet engine
     
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    of Thor's racing chariot dubbed

    (because why would the god of thunder not have a chariot with a jet engine on it?)
     
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    This was a bestseller on

    (Bestseller is one word right?)
     
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