No, you tell the professor that you were so busy putting what you had learned into practice at the local bar/pub/whatever that you were unable to read the book. Due to hands on studying.
that would require building a time machine. I don't want to put forth that much effort just to tell someone they are assholes.
Smith & forge Hard cider is fucking amazing.... gotta pack and drinking it down tonight and the commercials are fucking amazing as well
Ciders in general are freaking tasty and highly alcoholic. I like the green apple versions better most of the time. Woodchuck Granny Apple can get me in a world of trouble.