Everyone knows Cheerwine is better than the Dew I just wanted my Guinness Float (yes such things do exist)
Now, if you wanna make fun of someone for drinking, pick Happyspawn. He drinks but he's a total lightweight. So-called hard ciders are enough to get him buzzed after only 2 or 3 bottles. I may not drink, but I'm at least above such wimpiness. Besides, he's a ginger. Isn't it a requirement of life to make fun of him?
Oh, the halcyon days of getting buzzed off beer and cider. Some of us get full before that's possible. My lackeys are probably at work and shit, and not posting from said jorb like myself.
Darn straight. Well, that and it takes time for my crap to go through/load, so while I wait, why not throw accusations everywhere?