Rogue One

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Sheogoraath, Apr 7, 2016.

  1. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    I think the amount of time they devote to the puddin' scene is excessive and obscene. It borders on pornography and may be fine for those European countries but not here in America, where we expect our children not to be visually violated by such filth. I for one will be boycotting Disney henceforth
     
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  2. StalaggtIKE

    StalaggtIKE Well Liked Viking

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    You forgot #MAGA.
     
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  3. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

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    Could always join the Film Actors Guild...
     
  4. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    While being in the FAG has many perks, it would not save children from the eye rape of that pudding gorgefest

    It is as egregious as the addition of digital Jabba and Han shooting second
     
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  5. Hollister

    Hollister Fun-Taker Berserker

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    Voicing your opinion on murdering someone could in the right/wrong circumstances be used as intent which is a crime.


    could just see it now.. being interviewed...

    Cop : Was Dihm a troubled man?
    Me : shows cop dihm links.
     
  6. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    So now expressing your opinion on Rogue One is a crime. Of course it is. God damn political correctness run amuck if you ask me! What happened to our rights in this country?
     
  7. Sheogoraath

    Sheogoraath Worst Person in the Universe Viking

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    #makeskjaldborggreatagain
     
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  8. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    When you elect me as Chamberlain, I will bring all be best opinions about Rogue One. I will bring them whether I see it or not. I will tell you what I think about the infamous 'pudding scene's because I don't care about reprisal. I won't lose one vote. Not. One. Vote.
     
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  9. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

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    I voted.
     
  10. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    MmmmmMMMMmmmmMMMMmmmmmmm
     
  11. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

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    #dihmforpresident2020
     
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  12. Hakija

    Hakija Chaos Pony Viking

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    #NeverDihm
     
  13. SheepHugger

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    I don't want to spoil the movie so I won't disclose further information about pudding scene.

    Just wanted to say that I really, really enjoyed the movie despite/because of the scene depicting how two men assfuck each other. 10/10, no lube

    My main grief was that the cowboys were described as having "outwards pointing teeth but not so much that he could eat popcorn from a bottle" while the other person was "middle body fat and moved heavily, plain looking". Of course they had to pick the hottest man of the year #1 and #2 for it for sympathy.

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    Of course it isn't. We aren't looking for Rogue One critics. This is a routine inspection, we are asking your opinion of Rogue One merely for voice recognition purposes, it's a standard question. Don't be alarmed, just answer truthfully. So called "Death Troopers" being deployed is a standard procedure and nothing out of the ordinary.

    Besides, good citizens have nothing to hide and no cause to be alarmed.
     
  14. SheepHugger

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    But you don't know if you'll like the sound of their skull cracking and their eyes popping unless you try. Also, sometimes these are acquired tastes. You might not enjoy your first victim and might vomit but if you work hard enough eventually you might grow to like it.

    That's why they say at school "you have to try everything". I thought I didn't want to try psychedelic experimental research chemicals but I was merely prejudiced by all the propaganda against drugs. They do allow me to talk to aliens in another dimension, after laborous use I managed to make some of them permanently visible to me so I can now see to their dimension even when I'm sober.
     
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  15. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    You know you're right. I didn't think I would enjoy having sex with the empty eye socket in the skull of a nearly dead Finn that I am strangling with lit Christmas lights after removing his eye with a melon baller and a chisel. I'm glad you convinced me to try it and not listen to people who say that such things should not be attempted just to see if you might enjoy them
     
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  16. Sheogoraath

    Sheogoraath Worst Person in the Universe Viking

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    This has gone to really dark place
     
  17. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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  18. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

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    What?
     
  19. Dihm

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    I'm looking forward to the Empire winning this time when I see the movie this weekend. I assume they change the formula up finally
     
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