What should I pick up for dinner tonight?

Could always do a mexican and chinese fusion..

it could be good...


i want italian or german

 

Mmmm german.

 

Has Skwisgaar even made it to the food library yet?

 

if skwi hasn't been here yet he has to be starving.

 

Nah, he has a couple of weeks before starvation sets in.

 

Has skwi eaten yet? It's almost been a month.

 

If he haven't eaten yet, then he should head towards Helsinki, Finland. More precisely to Kontula, there is new and good syrian restaurant called Nuur.

 

He starved to death, why you don't see him in here.

 

Maybe he was transported into the Oregon Trail.

 

I don't think you can eat dysentery. Well, maybe you can. But I don't think you should.

 

You won't know until you try!

 

You didn't have pain or shit on the list, my two favorites or their combination, painful shit.

Life is awful. Might as well pick death for dinner tonight, that would be my personal choice.

Pizza. Italian style. That is if you still believe in things like "life" and "happiness".

 

do you mean real Italian style done in a wood fire oven? Or the crap tons of american based places that are shoveled out.

by real Italian I mean this..




and not this...

 

the real stuff is so much better.

 

I too do not enjoy eating fake things.

 

I have yet to eat anything fake! XD I'm beginning to think 'fake' is yet another one of those made up things people abuse to inaccurately describe things, like 'up and down' or 'it's 2:15'...

 

I said Italian style.

Because there is no fake pizza unless it's made of cardboard or so.

American pizza is just a different style. There is no ecclesiastical court on these matters to determine what's canon and what pizza is heretical.

For that you need to ask your local Political Commissaar, they are always up to date on what is heresy for a given political group and what's not. The difficulty is that, one side is like "aaargh, you worship chaos!" and the other side is like "aaaargh, you're all so stupid!".

It would be nice if that shit didn't spill on pizzas. But then, life is awful and it wouldn't surprise me at this time and date if some shit had spilled on the pizza too. In fact I have come to expect that whenever I take a bite there's probably some shit to ruin everything.

I wonder if Sun's electromagnetic radiation has shifted somehow to mess up with human brains globally, producing a massive spike in "I am right", "no, I am right!" -thinking.

Or maybe it's a cultural and emerging thing, "you've all been breathing the wrong way", combination of clickbait capitalism and sheer youthful ignorance and know-it-all with a dash of trolling.

 

Church of Pizza, a smaller branch of The Glorious Word of Borf. Run by Dead Skwi.

 

Poor skwi. He shall henceforth be known as Dead Skwi or Zombie Swki.