pretty sure it's a much smaller shithole, I mean it's not even 9k square miles where PA is almost 50k ^.^
Rotisserie chicken from the grocery store.. cheap, healthy, and can be eaten without utensils like a viking.
he has been remarkably silent, though it's entirely possible he simply choked to death when he tried to shove all of the suggestions down his throat at once.
Here lies our beloved Zombskwi, jaw unhinged from the ultimate feast. Some may see him as a glutton for passing from this world in such a way, but I believe otherwise. Can a man truly be called a glutton for giving everything he has in the pursuit of Borfly perfection!? How many of you would dedicate yourselves so completely that you would strangle yourself on the Great Girthy Meat of Borf!? Let us remember Zombskwi this day and forever more as the Great Choker of Borf! If only we could all be so lucky to go out with a throat full of Meat. -The Life and Times of Zombskwi, pg. 3,179