There was a method to my madness at the time, I just can't remember what it was due to being mad now.
Because of this story, one of the fellows in my current campaign made a Earth Mephling Totem Druid. His animal companion is a Large sized wolf, because his totem is wolf. The wolf is named Mr. Wolfington, constantly wears a top hat, monocle, and frilly ascot. He even has a signet ring and papers saying he is a noble. And yet, he has 4HD, his attack bonus stock is +10, and he does 8 damage, if he rolls two 1's on 2d6's. Much hilarity has happened. lol
Wow, that bear story is probably one of the best DnD shenanigans I've ever heard Though it does remind me of one campaign where we constantly threatened people with magical summoned bears... that was fun
Now that requires some hefty Disguise skill... love it! Bizarre Tangent is Bizarre... For some reason, this reminds me of an early 2nd Edition D&D game I was playing where the player (who was pissed at the DM - who wasn't me) decided to kill off his own character, so we were fighting a Gibbering Mouther (classic 2nd edition monster) and in the middle of combat he Polymorphs himself into a giant penis, and throws himself at the beast screaming 'EAT ME! EAT ME!' ... ... No, I'm not kidding. We were all George Takei - Oh my - with a liberal dose of WTF to boot.
HAHAHAHHHAHAHA that is awesome. If he really wanted to get back at the DM, he should just fucked over a trap or something... lol
I just joined a D&D group where we play a campaign for twenty four hours. After the twenty four hours we have to retire the characters. The DM said that from beginning to end is going to be hardmode and he is not going easy on us. We are playing 4th edition. I am playing a gnome illusionist who has a donkey porn fetish. The game is in a week. I will let everyone know what happens. I am the oldest person in the group. Now I know what Josh feels like.
Well, very interesting premise for sure, but 4th edition? Bah. Better off with 3.0 or 3.5 IMO. But, either way, it's your DM's campaign, and what he says, goes. Good luck to you!
I was taught 3.0 D&D, so that is what I know and love. 4.0 can die in a grease fire. Ha, the first time I played Baldur's Gate was hilarious. "Ummm, what's a THAC0?" and "Wow, my armor class is already 20, that awesome!"
Is it wrong that I love the arcane and backwards nature of THAC0? The mental gymnastics involved were half the fun. Maybe I just love AD&D because that was during my heyday of playing. And during the heyday of TSR.
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