Five (5) Word Story of Sillyness

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    Or so he thought, but
     
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    there was (a) catch, as always.
     
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    The catch was five years
     
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    as a romanian sex slave.
     
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    (as) he already served as one
     
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    during (the) romantic encounter with UrPluto.
     
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    Ronvert decided t(o) enlist Trevnor's help
     
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    to run over urpluto's head.
     
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    This of course was the
     
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    first part of UrPluto's plan
     
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    And a new outfit for
     
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    (the) annual communal latrine cleaning festival
     
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    . For the general jollity, some
     
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    of the Superverts cheered for

    (I thought urPluto was a place? is it a guy? wtfs, lols)
     
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    Ronvert and Trevnor their champions.

    (Urpluto is a living planet so therefore both a place and a guy)
     
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    as they went bobbing for
     
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    since there were no apples.
     
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    (and the) latrine poo had already been