Five (5) Word Story of Sillyness

But not his lust (for) princess'

 

Leias Apple Pies. Thus Urpluto

 

was saved by the sweat

 

of former Emperor Palpatine. It

 

culminated in a dueling tournament

 

including a children's card game.

 

(Ronvert said), "Do you have any Four's"

 

and suddenly Count Count appeared

(4 - ah ah ah ah ah)

 

coolly replying "Zero. Zero Fours." (Ah ah ah.)

 

(Palipatine said) "No fours. Go fish Ronvert"

 

Ronvert slapped Palipatine's face, then

 

saw that (he) had all fours.

 

(Ronvert shouted)..... May (the) four'z be with you!

 

He noticed someone slipped him

 

a roofie and proceeded to

 

touch Rovert's........


collection of bobbleheads

 

(which) used DC current to short-circuit (Palipatine).

(or would that be AC....any electricians in the house?)

 

(Ronvert cries) You will pay elder Skywalker!

(Palipatine stares in confusion. (points a himself and chuckles) Oh I see. You have me confused with Darth Vader. I get that a lot they say all us sith look the same. I'm from the Smith's of east Naboo. No relation to the Skywalker's. I'm just his boss.)