Five (5) Word Story of Sillyness

Then, all of a sudden

 

the mother of all meteors

 

crashed into Urpluto wanting (his) semen.

 

Trevnor was typing frantically on

 

his cat as the postman

 

put condoms in his mailbox,

(Ising and I must have been typing at the same time. No reason the postman can't do both)

 

and his new Kardashian video

(made adjustment after Fetladral and I posted virtually at the same time)

 

and slave leia blow-up doll.

 

The Superperverts were impressed and

 

quietly discussed possible leadership adjustments

 

to their line of suede

 

lingerie at Victoria's Secret carts.

(hey it's the space age just using stores won't work they have to sell streetside too now)

 

Meanwhile on the other side

 

the amazing gyro cart was

 

parked outside urpluto's largest Wallmart

 

and sold counterfeit watches priced

 

(for) a Bottle (of) Mead or $1000.00

 

"Canadian or U.S. dollars" (he) wondered.

 

Fortunately Philippinean, thus (it) was affordable.