Five (5) Word Story of Sillyness

Or so he thought, but

 

there was (a) catch, as always.

 

The catch was five years

 

as a romanian sex slave.

 

(as) he already served as one

 

during (the) romantic encounter with UrPluto.

 

Ronvert decided t(o) enlist Trevnor's help

 

to run over urpluto's head.

 

This of course was the

 

first part of UrPluto's plan

 

for (a) dazzling new hair look

 

And a new outfit for

 

(the) annual communal latrine cleaning festival

 

. For the general jollity, some

 

of the Superverts cheered for

(I thought urPluto was a place? is it a guy? wtfs, lols)

 

Ronvert and Trevnor their champions.

(Urpluto is a living planet so therefore both a place and a guy)

 

as they went bobbing for

 

bobbleheads from the River Styx

 

since there were no apples.

 

(and the) latrine poo had already been