There wasn't any other bikes available! Then, of course I started racing quad bikes. To redeem myself, this was the one I was on while being drunk.
Well Don, you've still got your V card at least. Here you go Barbie. I guess you like taking dumps in the middle of fights, judging by the pose.
Well if it's legroom you're concerned about, may I suggest the car made famous by "The Flintstones"...