FIFA executives arrested on corruption charges, face extradition.

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  1. SheepHugger

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    Dead giveaway for Norway at least. Danish and Swedes were more successful on their raids and brought back dark haired people or some shit. Also Sweden's king encouraged finns to settle middle Sweden in 16th century or some shit like that.

    Or maybe vikings gathered up all the blondes and drove them past the mountains to the north atlantean coast - aka Norway.

    Who the fuck knows this shit? Maybe it's because of genetic engineering or maybe they made a pact or weird religion before the viking gods where all the dark haired ones committed suicide. Maybe they blew up Atlantis?

    Anyhoo, it's a fucking game where adult men kick balls and fake being injured but no one ever gets injured. I don't get it. And on top of that there's like more money riding on it than on the combined space programs of all mankind through history combined - in a year. And people think that's normal.

    Well, fuck you motherfuckers when an alien fleet exterminates us all. You can't build a dyson ring type particle accelerator cannon in just 2 weeks once you spot an incoming fleet for fuck sakes. You got to start early and preferably build some mobile units as well and several bases and shit, have spy satellites spying more than what your neighbor is doing on his backyard for crying out loud.
     
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    but this is the women's world cup.
     
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    Fifa produced movie for 29 million dollars only earned 607 dollars in the states on opening weekend. I think $13,000 roughly worldwide. that's got to be a record for the worst opening weekend right?

    that's some great shit.
     
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    Wtf!? France got straight to dvd, I feel cheated somehow in this even though I have no intention to ever watch it or buy it.
     
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    I found what FIFA needs to do to get themselves back on track. Extreme soccer.




    (for anyone wondering, this scene has absolutely nothing to do with the movie)
     
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    thisun's better.
     
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    I think blatter is going senile. In the last 20 hours ive seen articles where he said he did not resign and others where hes going "stepping down was liberating"
     
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    Blabber faces now criminal investigation by Switzerland.
     
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    Yep
     
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    coca cola, mcdonalds, visa and Anheuser-Busch (the 4 biggest sponsers demanded sepp blatter step down.
     
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    seems like the FIFA ethics committee (ethics in FIFA? WUT?) is trying to disrupt the only asian candidates candidacy. and they arn't doing anything for the one european, 2 or 3 african candidates and 1 south american? so they are saying they think they can make all but asia be a puppet president? where an asian might be the only one who can actually clean up FIFA (probably a 20 year process.)
     
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    Cleaning up FIFA could be done in a day. Just fire everyone.
     
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    both blatter and platini have been provisionally banned from the sport by FIFA. really suspended.
     
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    More Arrests today in Switzerland. Alfredo Hawit president of CONCACAF and Juan Angel Napout of Paraguay are some of the ones arrested this time.

    USA is seeking extradition.
     
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    Blatter and platini have been banned from soccer for 8 years.
     
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    Trump elected as president of US: declares war on football*!

    *soccer. Americans play 'American football' which is different sport from football.
     
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    he probably would.

    i know it's properly called football i just used soccer so there would be no confusion because of us silly americans.