As the title says, merry borfmas to everyone in the 'Borg. Drink it if you've got it, smoke it like you own it, and just be merry and all that stuff.
Merry christmas everyone! I tried some 'christmas apple cider' and since I tried it I've had chronic gaseous burps forcibly released every 20 minutes or so, give or take. This lasted through the night and led to Spoiler: have you eaten yet horrible diarrhea which woke me up 5 am and kept me in toilet for an hour. The buildup of gases that are an unholy mix of sulfur and the exact scent of that christmas apple cider has me burping so badly that we had to keep doors open downstairs. And now I'm also constantly having to fart because of the gas buildup and I'm afraid to fart because I also have that diarrhea. But the food was great! Daughter got equestria girls motorbike, lego friends tour bus etc and son got 'first order battle pack' legos and a whole bunch of cool vehicles. First Order proceeded to attack the Lego Friends tour bus! They're despicable! However, the gigantic Monster High girl saved the day.
It is officially Christmas morning here in Iraq, to bad Santa hasn't come here since the whole Red Sleigh Down incident... Merry Christmas everyone
Merry berfmers to all. May the light of Borfington shine from his ass upon all this day, for it was written, a, great for a while ago and now I'm, I'm, the company is trying, yay.
Yep. Christmas for me consists of It's A Wonderful Life, Die Hard, Fairytale of New York, and Chiron Beta Prime. I hate Christmas Carols and most Christmas movies (previous two excluded because Jimmy Stewart and Bruce Willis).
Yeah, that's about how a Borf Christmas would start. By the end of it the weapons are completely dry, all the crew members are on the ground sloshed, nobody knows what the fuck happened to santa, and the plane is upside down on the runway, yet surprisingly intact.
