what do you call an Elephant that simply can't manage to accomplish anything, good or bad? Spoiler Ear
Hank and Edith, celebrating their 60th wedding annivrrsary, decide to jazz things up by taking breakfast in the nude. Hank makes his way to the kitchen, pours himself a coffee, and sits down to his paper. Several minutes later, Edith enters and retrieves her coffee and oatmeal. Leaning over the table, in a husky whisper, Edith says, "Hank... you know, you still make my nipples hot." Hank glances over the edge of his paper and replies, "No Edie... ye've got one in the coffee and one in yer oatmeal!"
